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Prix de vente$79.95

product updates

• Pina (stevia), Mule (sucralose), Strawberry Spritz (stevia) & Dr.Up are in stock!

• Ketohol Raw Concentrate is sold out (more mid Dec).

• NEW Ginger Mule Concentrate coming mid December!

• G&T is discontinued.

"All the benefits, none of the downsides.

"Biohackers are ditching the booze, but not the buzz.

"sensation & mental shift of drinking booze.

introducing ketohol™

alcohol reinvented

Hard Ketones offers a unique buzz without alcohol, THC, kratom, kava, or herbal elixirs. It features Patented Ketohol (R 1,3 butanediol). Originally researched for therapeutic use because it increases blood ketones, it was discarded because

"The Mice Were Stumbling"

Frank, the CEO, revived the molecule and thought people might want a healthier BUZZ, that suppresses appetite with

No Hangover!

Ethanol Alcohol vs Ketohol

alcohol is obsolete

Alcohol (ethanol) converts in the liver to a toxic by-product.
By contrast,  Ketohol converts to ketones, a longevity molecule your body naturally produces after fasting or a keto diet.

Alcohol makes you more hungry. Ketohol makes ketones, an appetite suppressant. Consider skipping dinner!

Alcohol kicks you out of ketosis. Ketohol is truly ketogenic and will raise blood ketones 1-2mm per can. But this isn't just for keto people!

Alcohol Sucks

reconsider what you drink

Finally, after 7,000 years, science has found a way. Leave hangovers, drunchies, bad decisions and your alcohol related problems in the past with this patented* superior-to-alcohol alternative that rivals alcohol itself.

*Patent #US11760963B2

US Only

feel the buzz guarantee

We guarantee this product (USA only). If you don't like it, and some of you won't, we will take it back and pay return shipping too (we may ask you to send it to another customer since we may be sold out soon). Non US, shipping is too expensive to guarantee and return shipments never work. Sorry, we may stop international shipments because they cause 80% of our shipping problems.  

the superior-to-alcohol alternative

real buzz. no booze.

PINA COLADA SELTZER
(Stevia Based)
15g Ketohol (12oz)

$79.95 12 pack (~$6.65/can)

ADD TO CART

Subtly sweet & refreshing - a sip worthy experience. However, if you hate stevia you won't like this.

STRAWBERRY SPRITZ
(Stevia Based)
15g Ketohol (12oz)

$79.95 12 pack (~$6.65/can)

ADD TO CART

The new favorite among our staff. Sweeter than the Pina Colada. This limited production won't last long.

12oz GINGER MULE
(Stevia Based)
17g Ketohol (8oz)

$79.95 12 pack (~$6.65/can)

ADD TO CART (Preorder)

Sweet with a subtle kick. Add a twist of lime to match the real thing.

If you don't like stevia, best to opt for the 8oz with Sucralose. 

GINGER MULE
(With Sucralose)
17g Ketohol (8oz)

$79.95 12 pack (~$6.65/can)

ADD TO CART

Slightly sweeter than the 12oz Stevia based. A twist of lime brings it to life.

If you hate sucralose (see blog post on why we used it), best to stick with the other options. 

GINGER MULE CON.
(With Stevia)
17g Ketohol (2oz)

$69.95 12 pack (~$5.40/btl.)

ADD TO CART (Preorder)

Add to 12oz Seltzer.
Don't drink it straight–up.

The same recipe as our 12oz carbonated can, with less water and without the bubbles.
Save on shipping and conveniently take them anywhere!

KETOHOL RAW CON.
(Unsweetened)
17g Ketohol (2oz)

$69.95 12 pack (~$5.40/btl.)

ADD TO CART (Preorder)

WARNING!: 100% NASTY.
Don't drink it straight–up.

Add a BUZZ to your mocktail.
Get inspired!:
Customers suggested recipes can be found here.  

DR.(IT)UP
(Unsweetened)
17g Ketohol (8oz)

$74.95 12 pack ($6.25/can)

ADD TO CART

WARNING!: Guaranteed to taste NASTY if consumed straight.

We suggest you "Doctor It Up" (get it?). Some swear by grapefruit. Sucralose based concentrated flavors mask it best. Customers suggested recipes can be found here.  

The questions everyone asks about:

Taste, value & Buzz

Please read these comments to see if Hard Ketones are right for you. They are an acquired taste and tends to work for most, but not all, e.g. ssris & kratom users

Frank LLosa, CEO Hard Ketones

alcohol vs Ketohol vs THC

comparison

alcohol:

metabolizes into a toxin called acetaldehyde

can have 150-400 calories
per cocktail

makes you hungry

disrupts sleep

makes you age faster

makes you hungover
.

is a known carcinogen linked to 7 types of cancer

leads to bad decisions
.

is highly addictive– Alters brain chemistry, leading to dependence and cravings

can trigger allergies in some causing a red-face and respiratory difficulty

is cheap

SUCKS

ketohol:

metabolizes into healthy ketones
.

has ~100 calories per
Hard Ketones can

suppresses appetite

improves sleep

promotes longevity

improves recovery
.

reduces oxidative stress (anti-inflammatory, antioxidant, etc.)

not so much
.

curbs cravings, even for itself, and can help with alcohol withdrawal

doesn’t flush skin and can improve respiratory function
.

~30% cheaper than THC drinks

is superior in every logical way

thc:

metabolites can remain in your system for weeks

is lower calorie itself, but
...

makes you hungry (Munchies)

can inhibit REM & wake up tired

potentially age faster

can have lingering fatigue,
brain fog & anxiety

can increase oxidative stress and potentially damage DNA

inhibits decision-making
(pizza or burger? Both!)

can be addictive for a 9-10% minority of users. Far better than alcohol

can cause dilated blood vessels, leading to red- face or “blood-shot” eyes

most expensive

provides a high vs a buzz
– To each his own

Ben Greenfield's Podcast

Much deeper dive

FAQ

It should not show up on a urine or breathalyzer, but please do not drive if impaired, you can still get a DUI, just like if you took THC. As for blood test, we had one report of a false positive. Consider asking/telling your employer that you would like to use this drink.

We cover this on HardKetones.com/taste blog post.

We find that 80% feel a buzz with 2. They describe it as a cross between a beer and THC, but without the sleepiness and food cravings. It may be best to start with 2 or 3 the first time to make sure you feel it. The other 20% seem to be because they use SSRIs, SNRIs or Kratom (doesn't work). Also some that have a super high alcohol tolerance, may not feel the buzz but should still feel the reduced desire to drink and help with withdrawal symptoms. Also those that hate the taste and are pissed off, that likely isn't a relaxing state to feel it. See taste adjustments above. Feel the Buzz, or it is Free. 100% Money Back Guarantee in the USA (except the Dr. Up, we don't refund that based on taste). 

It may seem that way at first, but the value is there for most people once they understand it. Don't think of it as a 1 can vs 1 can comparison. Also we did also just increase the Ketohol by 40% with no price increase. We will have a blog post on this soon, you can see this video in the meantime that should cover it here.

shipping

Standard shipping is 3-5 business days. Expedited is 2 to 4 business days. Ie., a Thursday 3pm EST order will ship on Monday and arrive on Wednesday.

NOTICES:

• Not for athletic performance. This is more of a relaxing drink. Maybe post workout.

• Do not drive if impaired.

• Not for pregnant women and not recommended for people under 21.

• Does not work with SSRIs, SNRIs, or Kratom use. Sorry the buzz gets blocked.