Hard Ketones Alcohol Alternatives
Real Buzz. No Booze.
A unique buzz without alcohol (nor THC, Kratom, Kava, or herbal elixirs). Hard Ketones feature patented Ketohol (R 1,3 Butanediol). Originally researched for therapeutic use because it elevates blood ketones, it was discarded because "the mice were stumbling". Frank, the CEO, revived the molecule and thought people might like a healthier buzz, that suppresses appetite with no hangover!
What critics and fans are saying
Please read some of these comments to see if Hard Ketones are right for you. They are an acquired taste and may not work for ssris or kratom users
Best Alternative to Alcohol. Awesome Product!
Acquired taste but excellent alcohol alternative
A Healthier Path Forward. The ultimate solution for individuals seeking a break from alcohol.
This stuff worked great for me and the taste was honestly better than most adult beverages.
Real Buzz with No Booze Is No Lie! Sure, it's pricey but it's SO much better for you than alcohol
Don’t expect this to taste perfect - a lingering aftertaste, but quite frankly, I DID get a buzz
Improved Taste & Potency - Great alternative as a social lubricant rather than the toxicity from alcohol... FYI - in ketosis since July 2019
flavor is tolerable with a good amount of ice, however the effects felt really great!
Best alcohol alternative I've found - The taste is pretty good, when acquired. It's hard to explain, but one can does give me some sort of buzz... –>
... I've swapped a can for the 2 glasses of wine I used to drink per night. Again, not cheap, but I sleep MUCH better and still get that relaxed feeling.
alcohol vs ketohol
Alcohol is obsolete
alcohol
- Buzz
- Hangover
- Disrupts Sleep
- Makes You Hungry
- Triggers Craving More
- Converts in the Liver to a Toxin Called Acetaldehyde
- Cheap Options
- Familiar Alcohol Taste
Ketohol
- Buzz
- No Hangover
- Improves Sleep
- Suppresses Appetite
- Suppresses Craving More
- Converts in the Liver to Ketones, a healthy molecule
- Costs More
- New/Acquired Taste
getting harder
Reconsider what you drink
FAQ
All breathalyzers and urine tests will test for ethanol alcohol, or the byproduct acetaldehyde. So it will not show up. But you can still get a DUI (like you would for THC) so don't drive if impaired. As for blood tests, once a higher end blood test gave a false positive. It is best to show your employer/parole officer what you wish to take.
No. Hard ketones are not recommended for kids, pregnant women or anyone under the age of 21.
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To answer your question, our first beer tastes great!... BUT did not pack the buzz we were going for. Message Frank if you would like to try this off-menu Alcohol-Free Beer. Otherwise please be patient and we will have our second attempt (3 years in the making) available soon.
Everyone's physiology is different. About 10-20% of people report not feeling the buzz. Please note that it may be less effective if you have a high alcohol tolerance and that Ketohol may not work for people taking SSRIs or kratom. But don't let that stop you from trying it. We offer a feel the buzz guarantee. Feel the buzz or this round's on us!
